Welcome to Is This Available? by Dana and Maria, our weekly blast about something we find on Facebook Marketplace.
Brooklyn, New York
Apologies for the late newsletter and apologies again for informing you via this tiktok that many think that cowboy decor has gone south, like putting a mustache on your mug or chevron on your rug.
Call it cringe, call it ick, call it a millennial pause, but I refuse to let the aesthetic wonders of the Wild Wild West be reduced to the physical manifestation of the phrase “but first, coffee” or “all the things.” Shout out to John Early, my parasocial comrade in “all the things” slander.
Stubbornly, I want to mount a defense against the cheugy police, coming to lock me up for coveting this box that has it all:
Divine perfect color palette (h/t to this website for helping me make a color palette). The dusty blue-gray! The variety of tans! A cutie little pop or red? She’s neutral but vibrant and warm. There’s no tiffany box blue or millennial pink in sight!
Taking “cowboy storage box” to mean that the ghost of Heath Ledger is just chilling inside. I (sob) wish I could (sob) quit you. Gay rights and cinematic perfection never go out of style.
Jacked horse!! Jacked horse!! Compelled by the jacked horse because I recently started learning how to draw the figure and am obsessed with learning how to properly shade muscles.
Dana’s miss of the week: I missed the opportunity to bring “touching grass” into my home and I just can’t believe it. Yippee ki nay :(