Is This Vintage Black Formica 80s Headboard Available?
ISO: the reason that a horse is in this situation
Welcome to Is This Available? by Dana and Maria, our weekly blast about something we find on Facebook Marketplace.
Brooklyn, New York
I don’t even believe in headboards really. I don’t see the point and my real priority is sleeping on 3-5 pillows, propped up at such an angle that I look like I’m in a hospital bed. Call me crazy, but I come to bed seeking comfort and warmth. Anyone else??
Sure I came here to talk about the headboard, but more importantly WHAT is going on with the horse blanket???
And even though I don’t like headboards, I might tolerate a simple Scandinavian inspired wood headboard, or a princessy little brass number even, but this bed is going for something that could not stand stronger in opposition. Not a pillow in sight, only a harsh mirror and a jacked horse. And you might be saying, “Maria, this seller clearly took the pillows off the bed to display the headboard as clearly as possible.” I’m sorry, are you immune to the distractions of a jacked horse?
If I went back to my Hinge date’s place and saw this jacked horse and patently inhospitable sleeping arrangement, let’s just say thatI would be on the phone with a friend who really needs me right now faster than you could say Mojo Dojo Casa House.
Dana’s miss of the week: can I please hire that horse to stomp out this damn ruckus?