Welcome to Is This Available? by Dana and Maria, our weekly blast about something we find on Facebook Marketplace.
Brooklyn, New York
New study shows that before the release of Pen15 (Feb 8th, 2019) every girl in America learned everything they needed to know about sex, crushes and bras from Judy Blume’s Are You There God, It’s Me Margaret. And if you’re now chanting “I must, I must, I must increase my bust” then this heavenly phone is for you.
Never has there been a landline that could be found either atop a floor stack of 12 Apartamento magazines (12 Apartamentos = $180…that’s a side table no questions asked), AND on Pen15 S2 ep4 in Maura’s (scariest TV villain of 2020) princess room with its tulle canopy bed and baby pink curtains. In any scenario it’s so important to have something like a phone cord to twirl. There’s probably a correlation between the end of the landline and the rise of fidget spinners. This is what the FCC doesn’t want you to know.
Maria’s Miss of the Week: 1950s Vintage Church Pew
So you can repent for all the sinning you’ll be doing in your teen years and beyond.
SPECIAL FEATURE! Roommate Rebecca’s Facebook Marketplace purchase of the week: Vintage Dancing bird picture frame (Miamisburg, OH)