Welcome to Is This Available? by Dana and Maria, our weekly blast about something we find on Facebook Marketplace.
Brooklyn, New York
The cat in this picture is doing so much, containing multitudes that frankly overshadow whatever is really trying to be pawned here.
Exhibit A: kitty in a shy unassuming downard stare. It’s giving “I guess you can take a pic if you want, but make it candid.” Check out that tail, territorially curved around the bottom of the seat.
Exhibit B: We’re getting a little more avant-garde.
Exhibit C: furry friend is giving Myspace 2007. It’s giving undeniable main character of this image and digital marketplace. The top of the chair isn’t even in the frame, for fuck’s sake!!
Exhibit D: I want to go back to my life before I saw the back of this chair. I miss the cat I guess. ugh.
Exhibit E: We get it, the neck pillow is crooked and you can’t take this chair away from lil sweetie.
Exhibits F&G: Hiss, meow, purrr, ~fin~, bitch.
Dana’s miss of the week: lots of hissing going on here and I’m not just talking about the snake…