Welcome to Is This Available? by Dana and Maria, our weekly blast about something we find on Facebook Marketplace.
Brooklyn, New York
A general rule of thumb is to never buy used pillows. I know this is true because there isn’t a wide selection of pillows on Facebook Marketplace. Dust mites and smells are just as terrifying as snuggling up to someone else’s dreams. Everyone seems to understand this. Good.
My general rule of thumb is to overly invest in where you rest. Be excessive and exact! Buy the perfect pillow that suits your heavy head weak ass neck combo. Say NO to throws and shams, find your dream sheets (then buy multiple sets), and don’t get an annoying duvet where the filling is shifty.
Today I found an exception to the aforementioned rules. A brand new pillow on FBMP.
This pillow is a game changer. This pillow is a playmaker. This pillow wants to toss baseballs with his dad (He’s got quite the arm). This pillow sleeps on the right side of the bed at a sleepover. This pillow has a huge nipple! This pillow is supportive and that’s a two-way-street. This pillow is… FAMOUS!?
Maria’s miss of the week: maybe the shark statue ate the rest of the body pillow?