Welcome to Is This Available? by Dana and Maria, our weekly blast about something we find on Facebook Marketplace.
New York, New York
Never have I ever…felt the fleeting nature of my youth more than when my little brother surpassed me to take over the Ma Nishtana (Four Questions) at the Passover Seder. No longer was I the “youngest capable child.” But damn…he’s been stuck with that duty ever since!
Get in loser. It’s Passover week and this post is different from all other posts. We’re confronting Pharaoh with the 10 marvels (gentiles read: plagues) presented by New York FB Marketplace so sit back, relax, and browse this list of Seder-kosher gifts to bring to one of your eight Brooklyn seder hosts.
Turning water to blood has never looked sooooo sexy (Brooklyn, NY)
Imagine this Frog teeming with frogs (West Orange, NJ)
Lice or Gnats: the mockery! (New York, NY)
Wild Beasts: tame them! (Brooklyn, NY)
Disease on Livestock: simple as (New York, NY)
Boils: itch relief mode (New York, NY)
Thunderstorm of Hail and Fire: nothing weak about getting some sleep assistance!
Locusts: by #8, it’s fair to be sick and tired of disasters. Enter: Black Locust Flowering Tree seeds (New York, NY)
Three Days of Darkness brought to you by this scary grim reaper chosen for its “original look, individualism, character & style” (New York, NY)
Death of the First Born Necklace: reading between the lines of the Haggadah means that you know Passover is THE holiday for middle children. I’d like to thank my older sister for her sacrifice, and my little brother for bearing the Ma Nishtana burden. <3 (New York, NY)
Maria’s miss of the week: Kvelling to announce that my beautiful gentile mother writes her own Haggadah that includes bonus plagues such as misogyny, the devaluation of Art and saying “like” too many times.
May your seder table be as full of love as this skeleton hand