Welcome to Is This Available? by Dana and Maria, our weekly blast about something we find on Facebook Marketplace.
New York, New York
The best three word sequence in the English language is “Your table’s ready.” It’s friendly. It’s confident. There’s built-in anticipation. Everyone sighs when the tension is released. Siblings stop bickering and parents are proud. A single file line forms behind the waiter…euphoria. Let that sink in.
Now if the waiter turns the corner (close your eyes we’re at Dave & Buster’s) and seats the party at this “super cool casanarco” table? Cha-CHING and ta-DA! A table better than all other tables.
Finally, a table that materializes what it feels like to hand over all of your money to a NYC broker.
Finally, a table that happened in Vegas but didn’t stay in Vegas.
Finally, a table where I can enjoy a freshly minted ;) mojito in peace. Goosebumps.
Maria’s miss of the week: Dana has been in my phone for 3+ years as “Dana Bread” and I’m never changing it.