Welcome to Is This Available? by Dana and Maria, our weekly blast about something we find on Facebook Marketplace.
Brooklyn, New York
Fleurtations is almost so bad of a name for a flower shop it’s good. I can see it now. Random French flag hanging over the door. Eiffel Tower print from Amazon on the wall. The employees wear berets for the first few weeks of operation and then slowly realize that level of cheesiness (or fromagerié, cancel me) should be a labor violation. I can almost smell the stale pain au chocolat now.
That said, if I had an extra $250 and permission from my landlord, I would fully replace a windowpane in my apartment with this corny delight of stained glass.
Cynicism aside, I think our homes could stand to be a bit more like a corny French flower shop – romantic, there when you need it, and ultimately, committed to the bit.
Dana’s miss of the week: did someone say “corny delight”? $1. Free delivery!