Welcome to Is This Available? by Dana and Maria, our weekly blast about something we find on Facebook Marketplace.
Queens, New York
I can’t think of anything better to pair with a perfume than an aura of darkness and mystery.
Out in Oakland Garden Queens, the seller “Empty Sea” writes “In-Kitty-ous is its name. Perhaps haunted or possessed. This Cat found our home in the 70’s and quickly took over and ran sh1t…” Empty Sea goes on to explain how unsettling Insidious In-kitty-ous is, with its piercing eye and a pose that exudes an air of otherworldly cunning.
I salute Sea’s ability to craft a villainous tale full of dark rituals and supernatural occurrences. Stories sell, and because this vintage Avon bottle isn’t in the top 7 of Avon collectibles, Sea had to put pen to paper.
If you’re keen to smell like a hidden agenda, jump into the empty sea headfirst.
Maria’s miss of the week: cleansing this aura with something cute