Welcome to Is This Available? by Dana and Maria, our weekly blast about something we find on Facebook Marketplace.
Brooklyn, New York
I’ll start by bravely outing myself as someone who has watched Emma Chamberlain’s Architectural Digest House Tour at least 3-5 times. She has these side tables next to her pool that look like corn. These corn tables give me the same energy as the hamburger phone from Juno. When I think about the era of my life in which I was vocal about wanting a hamburger phone I feel a little physically ill. Coming to terms with the perils of teen pregnancy and the truth I once desired a McLandline… I digress.
Anyway, this is like that but cheese. There is something really fucked up and haunted about putting real food on a table that looks like fake food which is probably why the previous owner of these tables is getting rid of them. Fun fact: when I was in college we threw a cheese-themed party. During the fromage fiesta two randos that no one in our house knew made out on the stairs which means it was a really good party by all scientific measures. Cheese is such an aphrodisiac! Buy this in their honor.
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