Welcome to Is This Available? by Dana and Maria, our weekly blast about something we find on Facebook Marketplace.
Ridgewood, New York
The seller, Spartacus Maisonave, is giving that classic “I’ve been fighting rats since I was a kid” look but his car is giving “cutest motorized vehicle I’ve ever seen” vibes…
Not only does this little smile machine give me chills, it also gets 35-40 mpg. The “mini truck” is a certified Kei vehicle, which means it has restricted dimensions and engine capacity AKA it’s so low to the ground that I know my legs will be smashed up against the window crank. There’s nothing I want more.
Brb gotta ask my bf to teach me how to drive stick.
Maria’s miss of the week: vroom vroom, bitch